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Reblogged from aworldofourown :
I relate to this parody pretty hard.
It makes me feel like a shitty intellectual :/
ehehehe
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Hip?
- Me: I'm upset. Because Pitchfork this year FUCKING. BLOWS.
- Nora: Huh
- Me: Can't we just have Feist and Wild Flag on one day? I would almost go for Feist if the rest of the festival would be survivable.
- Nora: I listened to Feist when she first started
- Me: Same bro. Don't pull that hipster shit on me.
- Nora: Nope
- Me: You have to admit though, her best material is probably from Metals. The songwriting seriously got deeper.
- Nora: We used her songs when I use to dance
- Me: Which is why I'm pissed that that album isn't up for a Juno.
- Nora: Adele for everything.
- Nora: Have you heard of Goyte?
- Me: Um.
- Me: I liked Gotye years ago
- Nora: Stop
- Nora: This isn't a race
- Nora: Bro
- Me: No but seriously, I liked him well before Somebody That I Used to Know. I'm not competing, just saying. I really do like Gotye.
- Awkward silence: ...
- Nora: It's like 100 degrees in my house.
- Awkward silence: ...
- Me: New Dandy Warhols album.
- Nora: Related to Andy Warhol?
- Me: Band.
- Nora: Darn.
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SEEMS LEGIT
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Reblogged from heartskips-abeat :
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]
THIS IS SO FULLOUT I CANNOT. THE FACIALS
I watched American Idol for five minutes last night and caught the most amazing/hilarious performance of all time. Amazing is an understatement really. I’m going to rewatch this fifty times now.
26
2012
I just ate shawarma today. It’s excellent. I felt like an Avenger.
Also for all you Chicagoans, the Haifa Cafe here is the best Middle Eastern or Mediterranean restaurant I have ever eaten at. GO THERE.
23
2012
Reblogged from dogmanbirdgirl :
Humans have two hands
One for holding burritos and one for touching butts.
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2012
Thoughts on John Cusack (alternately titled, "My Feelings are the Butthole")
- Friend: good lord, help me.
- Friend: i was going thru avatar videos
- Friend: then i stumbled across the mnightshamalamadingdong videos
- Me: *ahem* WE THE COUNCIL ON THE PREVENTION OF AWFULNESS UNANIMOUSLY RULE THAT M NIGHT SHYAMALAN SHOULD BE TAKEN OUT BEHIND THE SHED AND SHOT. *that is all*
- Me: oh, to wield such power
- Me: There are so many people I would have taken out behind the shed and shot
- Me: especially John Cusack
- Me: Seriously fuck that guy
- Me: Watching his sappy bad movies full of his sappy bad acting is worse than eating Chipotle with the hot salsa and then curry from Thai Noodles Cafe with as much chili sauce as you can get on it and then eating a bunch of wasabi, all in one day, and then getting diarrhea
- Me: John Cusack is the spicy food and diarrhea
- Me: and my feelings are the butthole
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Ain't no party like a Donner Party
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Wait
So if Matthew and Tori are going to get married so Tori can have all the mistresses and I get...
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I tanned outside today for 3 hours
At least the redness is starting to go away now
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Three Word Phrase is my favorite thing in the world.
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it’s a sad existence i whisper as I surpass 13,000 posts
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